Be More Stoked in the Age of COVID-19

So, if you haven’t noticed, everything is terrible right now. I’m working on a few things to try to make it slightly less terrible. Most of them are social media based, so if you don’t already, go follow me on Instagram.

If you’re here for the Paintings to Poop To update, just click here.

Free Coloring Book!

Other Free Stuff

I have made a lot of cool stuff that I give away for free. You can find it all here. Feel free to download what you want, and maybe leave me a tip!

Writing

I used to write for newspapers and websites. Now no one has any money, so I’m writing more on the blog on this site. Feel free to read it if you like words.

Paintings to Poop To

UPDATE: After 30 days of Paintings to Poop to, here’s a post with more info and FAQ’s.

So yeah. Everything is garbage and we’re all out of TP. But I’ve been working on a series of small gauche studies as I try to learn a new medium, and I figured I may as well throw them out into the world, instead of shoving them in some drawer. So, pretty much every morning, between the hours of 8 and 9 am Mountain Time, I’ll be posting a perfectly bathroom-sized painting on my Instagram. It’s first come, first served, pay what you can. The first person to message me after I post a painting has dibs. Money is tight for all of us (artists too) so all I ask is you throw me whatever you can for it. I won’t be offended by low offers. As long as it covers shipping the painting to you, that works for me. If you’ve got $20 in your Venmo, and need some art to make this crappy time less crappy, that’s awesome!

If you’re tired of getting skunked, and really want a painting, either turn on your notifications so your phone dings when I post, or just get in touch with me about a commission. Yep, they cost a bit more, but also you can get anything you want!

Puzzles?

Apparently everybody is doing puzzles right now, no idea why. I can get you any art I make on a 500 or 1000 piece puzzle. They’re really fun and awesome! But, they’re also sorta expensive. (like $50) It just costs me a lot to get a puzzle made. But…they’re really cool. So if you want a custom puzzle with my art on it, just shoot me an email and I’d love to make it happen!

Other Stuff

Hey, I get it, you probably don’t have any money, what with a terrible disease ravaging the land and all. But, if you do, and if you want to support your small, local grass-fed artist, feel free to snag some clothing below! Or just pay me to do a commission, I can put your custom art on a shirt too…

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